RAB. "Gravity is working against me. Just keep me where the light is."
baby:d-d-d-d
dad:daddy?
baby:destroy capitalism
karl marx:nice

giraffescanflytoo:

kurdtkocaine:

so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???

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and the next thing i know……

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Do you live in a Sims game

(Source: acidtrip-n, via fuckingl0vely)

celebstarlets:

7/17/14 - Miranda Kerr leaving her apartment in NYC.
Doctor:do you drink or smoke?
Me:no
Doctor:(under his breath) what a loser

cuntakinte:

If you can pin me down in bed and hold my hand at dinner then you basically meet my standards